10 things I Never Thought I'd say Until Having Dogs

When you have dogs, you find yourself in weird, random, sometimes even precarious situations, which often lead to saying things aloud you never could have imagined. I also wonder at times, "What do my neighbors think is really going on over here?" LOL

Here are some of the highlights of things said in the House of MIstfit Mutts as of late.

10) Stop nipping my butt!

9) Nooooooo....don't eat your brother's vomit!

8) Stop humping your sister!

7) Who chewed up my last good bra?

6) Who shat in my shoe?!

5) Stop eating the cat turds!

4) Who ate my fried chicken...bones and all?

3) We have company...put away your red rocket.

2) Did you eat crayons? No? Then why are they in your poop?

1) Stop licking (biting and/or sucking) on your brother's pee-pee.